| 1. Are you constipated? |
| 2. You want breakfast, eggs are here, stove is there. Knock yourself out. |
| 3. -On the count of three-- -I'm leaving, I'm leaving. |
| 4. [Brenda] Billy, stop feeding the chickens Cap'n Crunch. |
| 5. -[Billy] But they like it. -[Brenda] We've been over this. |
| 6. He's failing math and they might hold him back. |
| 7.I try helpin' him, but math was never my strong suit. |
| 8. Yeah, I hear you. |
| 9. [sighs] I'm not sure helping others is where he shines. |
| 10. Well, then I'm screwed. I can't afford a tutor. |
| 11. Please, the only two boys you have experience with are Dad and Jesus. |
| 12. And then he walked right on by me like I wasn't there. |
| 13. I'll keep being mean to him until he does. |
| 14. Does that mean we're dumb for liking 'em? |
| 15. That's the system working. Very Darwinian. |
| 16. It's not that I can't do it. |
| 17. -Teaching just ain't one of them. -I know what you're doing. |
| 18. -It's reverse psychology. -I don't know what you're talkin' about. |
| 19. she can confide in about… |
| 20. Where do you stand on addition, subtraction, multiplication and division? |
| 21. I don't know, but the clock's ticking. |
| 22. so she could find out if he liked me back. |
| 23. Uh, well, you put him on Heather's radar when you said you liked him. |
| 24. I probably would have dropped a note in his locker, |
| 25. asked one of his guy friends. |
| 26. Tomorrow I'm gonna tell Heather what a bitch she is front of everyone. |
| 27. I thought it was a good idea if she talked to Mandy. |
| 28. They're closer in age. |
| 29. Well, regardless, I'm glad Missy has someone she could talk to. |
| doesn't want me around. |
| 30. -Georgie. -You're right. Sexy's how I got into this pickle. |
| 31. Regardless, zero is very important. |
| 32. Need any help making dinner? |
| 33. I thought you were helping me cook. |
| 34. Any updates on Kevin? |
| 35. Funny and beautiful. No wonder my brother put a baby in you. |
| 36. Over here. |
| 37. That is something. |
| 38. I can probably be homeschooled right? |
| 39. Okay. Stay here. We'll stall him. |
| 40. -We're a good team, me and you. -Oh, not now, Georgie. |
| 41. If you mean I'm gonna be left back, it's okay. |
| 42. Are you saying to accept zero as an act of faith? |
| 43. [bangs] Let's get a move on. |
| 44. Damn it, Missy. I'm two seconds away from peeing in your mother's prayer garden. |
